Original Viagra Features and Jokes

Celebs Need Viagra Too

Guide to Viagra Etiquette

How Many Viagra Items Can You Find?

Viagra Halloween Costume

Viagra SPAM Recipes

Rush Limbaugh Announced as New Viagra Spokesman

Cosmos Shaped Like a Phallus

What do you get when you cross Viagra with Rogaine?
Don King.

Following the approval of Viagra by the UK's health authorities, the first shipment arrived yesterday at Heathrow airport, but was hijacked on the way to the pharmacy distribution warehouse.

Scotland Yard has warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.

If a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?

Of course you've heard about the Viagra computer virus, it turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.

If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving Viagra coverage, what are they going to use?
A growth chart?

Top Ten Slogans Being Considered by Viagra

10. "Viagra. The quicker dicker upper"
9. "Here's the beef!"
8. "Get a piece of the rock"
7. "You've come a long way, baby"
6. "Viagra, it plumps when you take 'em"
5. "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman"
4 ."Tastes great, more filling"
3."Viagra, built ram tough"
2. "Just do her"
1."This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. Any questions?" ?

When in Pisa a mishap vehicular
Spilled Viagra a bunch in particular,
It had the effect
That tilt to correct,
Now that tower is quite perpendicular.

I take Viagra and Prozac together. If I can't get it up, I don't care.

What's the clinical term for men who need Viagra?
Myccoxafailure

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